HLJ just processed my MP26 Road Rage order... now for the super-duper long wait for its arrival.
HLJ just processed my MP26 Road Rage order... now for the super-duper long wait for its arrival.
Please please please deliver MP Road Rage to the Gok man immediately. I can't bare to seethe rest of ushim suffer.
Won't somebody think of the Goki!
Waiting for Road Rage
Episode IV: A New Mope
It is a period of waiting.
Postal workers, delivering
from a Japanese store, have dispatched
the toy through to
International Customs.
During the hold up, Customs
Officers managed to detain the
package within their facility
in the domestic borders of AUSTRALIA,
a former British penal
colony with Bogans
to occupy an entire continent.
Posting on a message
board, Goktimus
Prime, recipient of the
incoming toy, anxiously
awaits the toy that can satiate his
desire and restore
civility to this thread.....
Day 5...
Waiting for Road Rage
Episode V
THE IMPATIENCE STRIKES BACK
It is a restless time
for Goki. Although Road Rage
has been dispatched,
Japan Post has delivered the
package from their post office
and delivered it across
the oceans.
Intercepted by the tedious
Federal Customs office,
a group of trained inspectors
led by the Hon. Peter Dutton
continue their operations
on the remote nation of
Australia.
The fretful Goktimus Prime,
obsessed with getting Road
Rage now, has posted
multiple banal musings into
the far reaches of cyberspace...
Please tell me you chose EMS and not SAL
Standard International Shipping
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Day 6...
Waiting for Road Rage
Episode VI
Return of the Restless
Goktimus Prime has returned to
posting on this waiting game thread in
an attempt to express his
feelings in eager anticipation of
Road Rage's imminent arrival from
Australia Post.
Little does Goki remember that he
has actually pre-ordered TWO※
Masterpiece Road Rages, a second
one from a source even cheaper
than the first retailer.
When delivered, this ultimate
female Autobot will spell certain satiation
for the impetuosity of this nerd
struggling to restore order
to his first world problem...
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※The 2nd Road Rage is already spoken for
Twins separated at 'birth'. Sounds familiar.
The next episode needs a new director, unless you plan on writing prequels to your conundrum.